Video language: English
In a comedic sex pulp men s magazine format in a very monty python style the entire film is told from the position of a news reporter named george smutnam in new york relating the strange vampiric happenings in los angeles compiled by adventurous cameramen at great risk to themselves chronicling alleged vampire activity from the phallic cologne bottle commercial featuring masturbating model laura jean to the efforts of dracula suckula the fanged actor actually has a necktie instead of the usual bow tie seducing several maidens and indulging in both mutually pleasurable oral and fetishes particularly a very talented young lady with a perfectly placed devil s mark an amusing folger s coffee commercial featuring a couple sharing their intimate relations to sandra van ocre a hilariously mustached man in drag for an abrupt interview with rodney alucard the 3rd a direct descendant of count dracula then on to a parody of those go see cal worthington car ads complete with modified lyrics and a negro slave girl then back to sandra for an interview with a female vampire named moona lisa who virtually cannibalizes her him now please view your monitor for another seemingly gratuitous scene of a couple having sex when the girl surprisingly turns into a vampire then a final exchange with sandra who meets a predictably temporary demise by the fangs of alucard and moona vhsrip.
Format: avi
Duration: 1:01:37
Video: 720x400, XviD, 2099kbps
Audio: 125kbps
