Studio: Sarava Productions
This review refects the mail-order version, which contains an additional scene and is only available from the studio directly.
Yes it’s true what you might have read elsewhere. This is perhaps Bjorn’s best work in years. And that’s pretty impressive - he produced the fantastic Crossroads of Desire and Dreamers in the past eighteen months alone. But what’s even more stunning is that you bastards have the audacity to be reading other websites.
So how does a genius improve? He travels the world for impossibly stunning men (that by all rights should not walk the Earth if a fair and just God actually exists) and throws them together in a mythical tropical resort known as Bjornland. It’s a place where you don’t have to eat or buy food. You just walk around like a rabbit with priapism, keep your balls shaved and douche every ten seconds, because you don’t know what’s around the next corner. Usually there are three big natives ready to tear your shirt off and double fuck you. And the only women you’ll ever see are confused looking peasant-farmers hurriedly being shooed out of frame.There are twenty-two models on show here. Do the math: With a world population of 6.3 billion (give or take) the chances of you actually meeting one of these guys is a rather depressing 286,363,637 to 1. Moral - stick with your lousy boyfriend and be thankful he pays half the rent and doesn’t drink since that unfortunate Thanksgiving incident a few years back.
Format: avi
Duration: 2:44:59
Video: 640x480, DivX 5, 1071kbps
Audio: 31kbps
